Rats: The Rusical â RuPaul
đ”
Can you fit up a drainpipe?
Scavenge the bins?
Have 6. 000 babies?
Trial new medicines?
Can you slip in the toilet?
Spread death and disease?
Do you eat your own feces?
Mmm, better than cheese
Do you like biting children?
I live in disgrace
Let’s terrorize humans
It’s time to infest
We’re the rat attack brats
Forgettable rats
Parasitic rats
Satanical rats
Rat attack rats
Scum of the night
Nauseating
And ready to fight
CGI’s a mess
And we have human hands
What the hell is going on here?
No one understands
Um, excuse me
My name’s Jane
And I’m a little lost
My owner’s just flushed me
Down the toilet
Ugh, quit squeaking, kid
I’m Scat Rat
This is Scabies
We’re the hood rats
That run these streets
We only care about
RuPaul’s Rat Race
RuPaul’s Rat Race
Whiskers twitchin’
RuPaul’s Rat Race
May the best rodent win
Ho-ho-ho-hold up
Rewind that track
Rat-egory is
Bring It To The Subway
Subway, Su-su-su-subway
Whiskers, fur, claw, nose
Coming for y’all rat hos
Despot sex, tail for days
Sick bitches, and watch me slay
Eenie, meenie, miney, mo
Bitch, house rats got nowhere to go
I’m the big cheese, don’t scatter, please
Gonna win this race, give the crown to me
Rat-a-tat-rat, rat-a-tat-rat
Rat-a-tat-rat, rat
Rat-a-tat-rat, rat-a-tat-rat
Rat-a-tat-rat, rat
RuPaul’s Rat Race
May the best rodent
Best rodent win
What is this, exactly?
Is this a movie or a stage show?
Andrew Lloyd Webber would never greenlight this mess
What am I meant to do with this?
Who are they?
Ugh
Ugh
They’re the rat pack
AKA
The extras
The extras
We all thought Rats
Would be a huge success
But looks like we signed up
To a real hot mess
Now that Oscar’s out of sight
We can’t leave now until it’s morning light
The running time’s
Too long
The CGI’s
All wrong
Can we have a rewrite?
I don’t think we can
We really, really, really need a back-up plan
Back-up plan, back-up plan
Can we save this movie?
I don’t think we can
None of this is real, it’s all special effects
I’m not too sure it does the final checks
My bare arse came out on screen
The rat pack big shot had to leave
The scale is wrong
All wrong
They made my tail
Too long
Can we have another movie?
I don’t think we can
We really, really, really need a back-up plan
Can we save this movie?
I don’t think we can
Everybody, quick
It’s Depravity and her pesky sidekick Diphtheria
Oops!
Dysentery!
Wrong Rusical!
I’m the psycho killer
Rat thumb on the trigger
I’ll destroy your babies
My bite will give you scabies
I’m the rat castrator
Planning to kill you later
I will feast your dinner
Eat you up and lick you away
Now I set my trap
I’ll get you for that
Now I set my trap
I’ll get you, little rat
I’m the sick and twisted rat
That’s been blacklisted
I’ll kill all the rats
Feed them all to the cats
Now I set my trap, whoo
I’ll get you for that
Now I set my trap
I’ll get you, little rat
They’ve ratted on us!
Quick, get out of here!
Wow
Uh-huh
Rat got your tongue?
Who are you?
My name is Evita von Fleas
Wait, but isn’t that a different Rusical, too?
Oh, it’s all so confusing!
Oh, don’t cry for me
This is a way better part
Hit it!
Yes
The second you get a skin rash
Feeling like you’re about to have a seizure
It’s the rat-bite fever
So trashy, so sexy
Hey, won’t you fill me in on how to get so sweaty
Ooh, ahh
Let me just spill you the tea
I’ll flash a nipple, I’m your filthy fantasy
Swing it, baby
Rat-bite fever
Rat-bite fever
Rat-bite fever
Rat-bite fever
Spread your legs and make âem pee
Cover yourselves
My name is Dame Doody Stench
And this Rusical ain’t over
Until the last fat lady sings
It’s Specimen One!
The oldest lab rat!
She’s got a few memory problems
So I’ll help her with this next one
All alone in the drainpipes
She dreams of an uncaged life
She was sickening then
With frazzled fur and itchy with scuzz
The nights keep getting colder
Keep back, hold your distance
Disease is taking over
Stroke me
Who cares about hygiene?
Just look at my mammaries
Please ignore all the pus
Just a lab rat, a lonely rat
Who yearns to be loved
Look, my tail has fallen off
Death drop! Oh!
Shablam!
Eew!
Eew!
It’s RuPaul-dronomy
Who’s that?
Oh, shut up!
Oh, shut up!
The time has come to announce the winner of RuPaul’s Rat Race
10 rodents stand before me
Oh. Seven rodents stand before me
You’ve gotta be kidding
Two rodents stand before me
We did it!
We killed the bitches!
Oh, rats
The end
Be forewarned
We will be your masters
- Titre la chanson : Rats: The Rusical
- Par : RuPaul
- Hashtags populaires : #Rats #Rusical
On vous invite Ă partager les paroles avec vos #amis sur Facebook et Snap đ¶ !
