Vegan Velociraptor par Nanowar Of Steel
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He drives his eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
Non-disposable hero, in a cloak made of hemp
Lethal cereal killer completely sugar free
Drowning enemies in pots of herbal tea
It’s known that a lentil-based diet
Is the cause of a strong flatulence
His bum pollutes with CO2
So bears abandon the arctic too
And deserve it ‘cos they eat fish anyway
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Sheriff of the livestock against animal abuse
Replacing choco milkshakes with lime and carrot juice
But he’s got to be careful when patrolling the town
As the carnivorous cow’s lurking around
In league with the Bacon Street Boys
She feeds cattle with meat and steroids
Blended with opium and bamboo
Bovines become addicted too
Turning into narco-prostitutes
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
You zucchini butcher, mother nature’s playful friend
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
On a bad day took place a very bad thing
As this very bad cow and her very bad crew
Very impolitely raped a young groundhog
Named George W. Sanchez
There came Gargamellor the moderate T-Rex
Complaining âbout the gang’s inappropriate ways
But the evil bovines went berserk and devoured him alive
Mild Gargamellor! Polite Gargamellor!
Taxpayer Gargamellor! « Cowfood » Gargamellor!
George W. Sanchez! Poor bullying victim
George W. Sanchez! Your ass bled for us all
George W. Sanchez
Damn you, ill-bred evildoers
I hereby declare you under arrest
You killed my friend Gargamellor
And impolitely raped Herr W. Sanchez
You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney
Anything you say can and will be used
Against you in a court of law
I’ll exctinct you, filthy dromaeosaurid
Your days are numbered, you’re about to die!
You entered the wrong jurisdiction
‘Cos the law enforced here is the Bill Of Rights
That grants the right to rape a groundhog (impolitely)
Or grants the right to eat a T-Rex
But grants the right to do both of the above
If one is called George W. Sanchez!
That said the cow launched her assault
Hitting his throat with a turbo-flying kick
VV was counterattacking
Firing with bullets made out of soy beans
Until the cow took a secret potion, to prevail over the dinosaur
A mixture of prions and elephant scurf that made her⊠Invincible!
Contracting Mad Cow Disease and hence being
Slaughtered by the FDA authorities
Still drives an eco-friendly Tesla Motors police-tank
The vice mayor promoted him to a prestigious rank
Liutenant of seitan brigadier of seeds
Feldmarshall of the cruelty free recipes
His macrobiotic meals
Enriched with proteinic pills
Drowned in a sea of rice and soy
Fill everyone with peace and joy
But not Sanchez, still bleeding from his ass
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Slaughterer of eggplants, Jurassic animalist
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Aaaah! Vegan velociraptor
Broccolini hunter, saviour of the environment
Aaaah! Vegan Velociraptor
Fighting speciesism and reversing the food chain
Here comes the meteorite!
- Titre la chanson : Vegan Velociraptor
- Par : Nanowar Of Steel
- Hashtags populaires : #Vegan #Velociraptor
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